Saturday Dec 31 @ 03:10pm
myxfics:

taap:

Me watching The X-Files.

OMG! That so true!

myxfics:

taap:

Me watching The X-Files.

OMG! That so true!

Thursday Sep 29 @ 11:53pm
Sunday Sep 18 @ 05:10pm
totalrubbish:

Oh god it’s like if Stevie Nicks and Gillian Anderson had a love child in a Victoria’s Secret AND I APPROVE

totalrubbish:

Oh god it’s like if Stevie Nicks and Gillian Anderson had a love child in a Victoria’s Secret AND I APPROVE

Thursday Sep 1 @ 04:20pm
Actual last post tonight. I’m amused that a few of you read my last post as “My mouth tastes like penises”.

I have similar issues with seeing words that aren’t there. It happens all the time. I still remember when I used Hotmail and it said something like “curmbox” in the URL and I thought, “Cumbox? What the hell?!?” Sometimes I see “burn” and think it’s “bum”.

My mouth will never taste like penises. NEVER! (I know penises the plural of “penis” but it looks really funny.)

Now it’s really goodnight. Thanks for making me laugh though. I needed that. :)

Monday Jul 11 @ 10:49pm
Monday Jul 4 @ 05:49pm
vulcan-salute:

Sid doesn’t seem to mind when I do this.

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard. I wish I still had a cat to try this with.

vulcan-salute:

Sid doesn’t seem to mind when I do this.

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard. I wish I still had a cat to try this with.

Monday Nov 15 @ 07:01pm
The bottle label is all in lowercase. It’s like I’m drinking e.e. cummings Marge, The Simpsons, “Wavery Hills 9021-D’Oh” Thursday Aug 5 @ 07:25pm
ilovecharts:

Menstruation as depicted by a female redditor

ilovecharts:

Menstruation as depicted by a female redditor

Thursday Aug 5 @ 03:32pm
(via fuckyeahscreyes)

(via fuckyeahscreyes)

Wednesday Aug 4 @ 07:16pm


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