If you’re ever
Monday Apr 16 @ 02:56pmwondering what the Swedish word for crying and masturbating simultaneously is, it’s gråtrunka. You’re welcome.

Tuesday Mar 13 @ 09:49pmYou see the weirdest things at parks in LA. This guy was bench-pressing this goose for ten minutes.
This song goes through my head on a regular basis. It’s particularly bad when I see actual fish heads in the grocery store.
30 Rock - Episode 6.08 - The Tuxedo Begins
GOOD LORD I AM SO EXCITED
Why did my phone have to be dead?
Drove by a 7 Eleven and a car was right through the front doors. I wish I could’ve taken a picture.
Wednesday Feb 1 @ 11:18pmThe origin of the Carlton Dance.



